are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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