we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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