the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
PANTIES FOUND
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
