you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
