oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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