It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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