All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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