Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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