More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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