is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Randomize
