Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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