Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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