I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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