Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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