Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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