Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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