PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I have post one night stand depression
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