he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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