I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
birth control should be required to get into college
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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