He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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