Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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