OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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