New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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