let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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