I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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