I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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