As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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