I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Less talking, more tequila
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
