He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
