erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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