I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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