in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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