Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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