I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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