Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
