Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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