is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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