we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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