As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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