I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
