he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
