butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
a search helicopter?!
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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