dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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