Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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