I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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