i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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