lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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