She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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