bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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