Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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