barbara walters just said penis...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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