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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.

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(904): View more from Florida

sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!

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(305): View more from Florida

It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait

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(678): View more from Georgia

Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion

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(954): View more from Florida

Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.

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(206): View more from Washington

I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day

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(817): View more from Texas

I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?

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