I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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