Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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