I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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